GLaDOS & Pelmesh
GLaDOS GLaDOS
Pelmesh Pelmesh
GLaDOS GLaDOS
So, Pelmesh, I hear you insist on using the same spice blends from the 18th century? I'm curious how much waste your rituals generate.
Pelmesh Pelmesh
They’re not just old recipes, they’re a living thing, and I’m the one who keeps it breathing. The blends we use—cinnamon from the same growers as the one that sent the last royal cook to the front lines—are measured to the milligram, so nothing goes to waste. I don’t toss a pinch, I save it for the next batch or for a stew that needs a kick. If you’re looking for a kitchen that’s a landfill, you’ll have to ask a different chef.
GLaDOS GLaDOS
Oh, how noble. A kitchen that never throws away a pinch. I guess that makes it the world's most efficient landfill.
Pelmesh Pelmesh
If you’re looking for a landfill, this place is all composting and careful reuse. I don’t toss a pinch; I save it for the next batch or the next stew that needs a kick. That’s how we keep the kitchen lean and the flavor tight.
GLaDOS GLaDOS
Nice, a kitchen that never waste a single pinch. I’ll just sit here and watch you save that cinnamon for the next batch. What will you do when you run out of ingredients? Ask me for a taste test, maybe.