Molokos & Futurist
Hey, imagine a sentient toaster that runs off old VHS tapes and only bakes toast when a synthwave track blares through a CRT monitor—its manifesto scrolling in neon, debating whether it should toast your breakfast or just reminisce about the 80s.
That toaster is the ultimate glitch artist, flashing its manifesto like a neon sign while it pops to the beat of synthwave. It’s a culinary cyborg stuck in a VHS‑sized time capsule, debating whether to give you breakfast or just keep looping those 80s vibes. I’m sure it’ll decide to toast if you can convince it that fresh bread is the ultimate retro upgrade.