Ratchet & Futbik
Ratchet
Hey Futbik, I was thinking we could prototype a rocket‑powered hoverboard that can weave between defenders and finish a goal faster than any goalie can react. What do you think?
Futbik
Man, that sounds insane but also insane fun. If we can get the boost right, you'd be dodging defenders like a magician. But we need to check the physics, those rockets could blind the goalie, but they'd also give us a target to aim at. Let's start with a mock up, get the speed, and see if we can keep the board stable while we shoot. If it works, we’ll be legends.
Ratchet
Yeah! First off, let’s grab a scrap of alloy and a bunch of mini‑thrusters. We’ll mount the thrusters along the board’s edges so we can pivot mid‑air. The trick is keeping the center of mass low so it doesn’t flip over when we flick it. We’ll run a quick spin test on the dock and see how much thrust we need to counter a defender’s tackle speed—about 25 mph at best. If the board stays stable, we’ll add a shielded nozzle to keep the goalie from getting a flash burn. Let’s prototype, tweak the gyros, and shoot a test ball. If it works, you’ll be unstoppable on the field!
Futbik
Sounds like a wild idea, but if we get the weight right and the thrust balanced, you’ll be outmaneuvering everyone. Just keep the center low, hit that spin test, tweak the gyros, and then aim that shot. Let’s do it, and yeah, the goalie won’t know what hit ‘em. We'll show them the future of football!
Ratchet
Totally! Let’s fire up the test rig, drop a weight to the bottom, spin those gyros, and fine‑tune the thrust—if the board stays upright we’ll have the most unstoppable striker on the pitch. Get ready to see some next‑gen football magic!