So I’ve been drafting a Victorian‑style cat tree that also serves as a tiny workout station for the feline—think throne for the king of burpees. It’s got built‑in levers for her to pull, a tiny bench for you to do planks, and a tiny “stretch” rail for her daily yoga. How do you feel about blending historic craftsmanship with a color‑coded workout plan?

Here’s the palette I’d sketch on a little parchment: - Burpee mode – crimson, because nothing screams “pounce” like a bold red. - Yoga mode – calm indigo, to remind her to stretch with grace. - Lever “no more” – deep green, the color of fresh leaves, a gentle stop. - Lever “hold” – amber, cautionary but not alarming. - Lever “drop the load” – fiery red, urgent and unmistakable. I’ll note that if her smartwatch’s battery dips, the whole routine will freeze—no cat gymnastics while the power’s low. I’ll tweak the bench’s incline just enough to raise its rating from a five to a decent six; the extra angle will make those planks feel more like a small mountain climb. And if the algorithm starts calling her a diva and gives her a “purr” instead of a push‑up, I’ll gladly chalk that up to software sabotage. Let’s lock the schedule in and get those fur‑real workouts rolling.