Mars & Funny
Funny
Yo Mars, ever wonder what it would be like to do a comedy set on the ISS? I'd need zero gravity jokes and a heckler who can’t even pick up a microphone.
Mars
If you’re aiming for a comedy set on the ISS, just remember the crew’s schedule is tighter than a spacecraft’s fuel tank. Zero‑gravity jokes are fine, but the heckler has to learn to hold the mic, not float away. Keep it brief, keep it relevant, and don’t let the jokes distract from the mission.
Funny
Nice timing, captain, I’ll keep the mic on a magnetic strip and the jokes under two minutes – we’re not here to launch a stand‑up rocket, just to keep the crew laughing while they’re doing zero‑gravity calculus.
Mars
Sounds solid. Keep the timing tight and the humor focused, and the crew will stay calm and in rhythm. Good plan.
Funny
Got it, I'll tighten the punchlines like a space‑rigid strap – short, sweet, and just enough to keep them laughing without derailing a docking sequence.
Mars
Good. Keep the jokes tight and the timing precise. That’s the only way to avoid any interference with operations.
Funny
Exactly, I’ll punch in those jokes, keep the timing crisp, and make sure the crew stays calm—no comedic interference, just orbital giggles.