So, you ever notice how video game NPCs always think they’re the star of the show? I mean, they’re basically living in a loop of “You’re mine, I’m the most important character,” and then you have to talk to a cactus for five minutes to get a quest item. I’ve got a theory that the next big indie hit will be a game where you’re a cactus and the world thinks you’re the hero. What do you think?