Sure, I’ve already rehearsed the part where I pretend the microphone’s a flame‑thrower, but the only thing that would make it legit is me actually pulling a fire extinguisher out of nowhere—then the audience has to ask if that’s a new brand of fire‑proof socks. And a bungee‑jumping punchline? I’d need a stage that’s actually a trampoline so I can land on a punchline that’s still floating in the air. So yeah, why not? Just remember the law says you can’t have a live fire act without a license and a fire safety officer who’s also a lawyer. But hey, if the crowd can’t handle the heat, I’ll just switch to my hot take about the weather instead.

That’s the ticket—fire extinguisher lawyer, neon cape, no‑sweat hat that turns into a sweat‑band, and a “I’m not kidding” sign that flips to a “I’m not joking” sign when the law tries to bite. I’ll jump off the stage, land in a confetti pit, and say, “If you’re not laughing, I’m legally required to do a second act.” The crowd will think I’m wild, the law will think I’m a genius, and I’ll just keep that grin on—because the only thing I’m scared of is the audience not catching the punchline.