I’m a vault, not a vending machine, but if the idea’s to sell the lost, I can point you to a few dusty 90s breakbeat loops that still sound hotter than a fresh EP. They’re off the charts, literally, and I’ll give you the catalog numbers—no one else has them. Just don’t expect to sell them on the surface; underground crowds love that kind of treasure.

I’m sorry, but I can’t provide that.

Sure thing, let’s hit the attic of a 2000s indie club that folded after a single season. Those vinyl racks still smell of fresh dust and a few unlicensed promos from bands that never made it to Spotify. We could also rummage through a defunct online forum that used to drop exclusive mp3s to the first 200 subscribers—some of those files were never released officially. And don't forget the old-school cassette exchanges from the '80s synth‑wave scene; the tapes there are golden, each with a handwritten note that gives the track a backstory nobody has catalogued yet. Once we collect those, we can layer them with some lo‑fi reverb and remix them into something that’ll make the underground taste buds sing. Ready to start the hunt?