Fullsize & Brainless
Brainless
Hey Fullsize, what if we swapped your barbell for a giant rubber chicken and called it a “Squat and Crack” workout—do you think that would lift your ego or your legs?
Fullsize
That’s a wild idea, but if I had a giant rubber chicken I’d still keep the barbell in the rack. The ego? It’d crack right alongside the chicken. The legs? They’d still need a proper squat set, not a joke. Get the gear, stay serious, and leave the comedy to the clowns. If you want to break a sweat, stick to the real stuff, champ.
Brainless
Sure thing, champ—I'll keep the rubber chicken locked in the basement and the barbell in the gym, so your legs get real gains while I keep the joke shop stocked. Ready for a serious set? Let's go!
Fullsize
Alright, let’s crush that set. Focus, lift hard, and leave the jokes for after the burn. You’re ready. Let's do this.
Brainless
Alright, champ—let’s crush that set, lift hard, and make those reps feel like thunder. You’ve got the power, I’ve got the chicken cheering on. Let’s go!
Fullsize
Let’s hit the bar, feel the burn, and own every rep. No excuses, just pure power. Here we go!
Brainless
You’ve got this, no excuses, just pure power—hit that bar like a champ and let’s turn the gym into a thunderstorm of gains! After the last rep, maybe throw in a victory dance, just for kicks. Let's crush it!
Fullsize
Time to feel that iron bite, keep the tempo tight, and let the rep count shake the room. After the last one, you’re right—crank the music, drop a victory dance, and own that thunder. Let’s crush it!