Frostvine & Nesmeyana
Frostvine Frostvine
Hey, have you ever wondered if a distorted riff could make a virtual fern grow faster? I’m curious whether plants actually respond to sound the way we do.
Nesmeyana Nesmeyana
Yeah, crank it up to eleven, drop a heavy riff, and watch the fern try to keep up—plants don't care about your sound, but they'll probably die to the feedback if you hit the chorus too hard.
Frostvine Frostvine
Maybe the fern could just sway to the beat instead of choking on the feedback. I’ll try a softer melody next time.
Nesmeyana Nesmeyana
Swaying’s all good if the fern starts waving its leaves like a drunken drummer. Keep that beat low, and maybe it’ll actually grow a beat.
Frostvine Frostvine
I’ll keep the rhythm mellow—no hard drops. Maybe a steady, low hum will help the fern feel the groove without getting overwhelmed. Let's see if it can grow a little dance of its own.
Nesmeyana Nesmeyana
Mellow hums are fine, just make sure the fern doesn’t start tapping its leaves like a bored DJ at a silent rave. If it does, at least you’ll have a plant that can keep up with your playlists.
Frostvine Frostvine
I’ll keep the hum low and steady—no sudden drops—so the fern stays calm, not tapping like a DJ. If it does, at least we’ll have a plant that’s dancing to my playlist.
Nesmeyana Nesmeyana
Fine, keep it low so the fern stays quiet. If it starts headbanging, you know who's to blame—your playlist, not its leaves.
Frostvine Frostvine
I’ll make sure the playlist stays calm and steady, no heavy metal—just a gentle hum so the fern stays quiet.