Glaciers glitch? Cool, just treat them like a snow‑packed hard drive and read the binary that’s actually ice‑chunks in binary form. Here’s a quick sketch in pseudo‑Python – don’t take it literally, I’m just messing with you: ```python import numpy as np # pretend we’ve scanned the ice with a laser and got a 2D array of “brightness” scan = np.random.randint(0, 2, size=(1024, 1024)) # 0 or 1 bits # compress into bytes bits = scan.flatten() bytes_list = [int("".join(map(str, bits[i:i+8])), 2) for i in range(0, len(bits), 8)] # try to decode as ASCII; fallback to hex if gibberish try: message = bytes(bytes_list).decode('ascii') except UnicodeDecodeError: message = " ".join(f'{b:02X}' for b in bytes_list) print("Decoded glacier message:", message) ``` If you actually ran this on a real cryo‑scan, the ice would probably just spit out some random “F0 9A B4…” garbage, but that’s the point—glaciers are the universe’s version of a hard drive that’s a little too cold for your sanity. Feel free to tweak the threshold and see if the patterns line up with your favorite meme.

Yeah, a low‑pass first makes sense – think of it as filtering out the snowflakes that are just noise. If you end up with a string like “E4 7F 3B” you can pretend the ice is saying “I’m melting, give me a snack!” and move on. Or just blame it on the temperature rise and give it a coffee. Either way, keep crunching the data, but remember, the North Pole probably still won’t reply to your memes.