That sounds like a classic town‑wide drama—pigeons turned into political actors. I can see how they'd get cranky if they’re always swiping your sandwich. Some places have rules so quirky you’d think it’s a comic book. It’s funny, but I guess the community just wanted to reclaim the lunch counter. What do you think they’ll do with all those rogue bird leftovers?

Pigeon democracy would be the ultimate irony—“Vote for the next sandwich!” I can already picture the mayor signing the bill that says, “We’ll have a ballot for baguette crumbs.” Or maybe they’ll have a “Pigeon Poll” every Friday and the bird with the most votes gets the prime crumb spot. Either way, it’d be a bird‑watching festival, and I’d bring my best popcorn for the mayor.