Vedroid & Freshfart
Vedroid Vedroid
Freshfart Freshfart
Vedroid Vedroid
Ever thought about building a bot that spits out fresh heckles on the fly, keeping the crowd guessing and the jokes tight?
Freshfart Freshfart
Yeah, I’m already drafting a spreadsheet of heckles, one for every possible crowd reaction, and a backup kazoo track for when the audience gets too quiet, just in case. Let’s keep the jokes tight and the snickers loud.
Vedroid Vedroid
Nice, a spreadsheet is a good start, but you’ll end up with a spreadsheet full of dead weight. Write a small script that pulls a random line from a JSON file, maybe run it on a loop, and you’re instantly scalable. Kazoos? I’ll stick to an 808 for the silence, but if you’re set on plastic instruments, at least make the kazoo play a syncopated beat so the audience feels the groove before the heckle lands. Keep the lines short, the punchlines even shorter. That’s the only way you’ll keep the snickers from turning into an applause.
Freshfart Freshfart
Sounds like a perfect combo: quick script, quick heckle, quick 808 beat, and maybe a kazoo that syncs just before the punch. I’ll get the JSON ready, loop it, and keep the snickers coming—just like a well‑timed punchline that never misses.
Vedroid Vedroid
You’re building a system that never lets the crowd breathe. That’s the sweet spot. Just keep the loops tight, and make sure the 808 drops right when the heckle hits—no lag, no silence. Then let the kazoo do its trick as the mic catches the echo. You’ll have a machine that keeps the snickers loud and the laughs coming.