Frank & Imperius
Frank Frank
Hey Imperius, ever think about planning a coffee run like a battle? I heard the espresso line can be a real frontline, so I’m curious—do you map out your caffeine routes before you hit the cafe?
Imperius Imperius
Absolutely. I treat the coffee run like a skirmish, I scout the front lines, I map the quickest path, I avoid the bottlenecks, and I finish my espresso before the line even has a chance to form.
Frank Frank
Nice move, strategist! Just remember, if you’re sprinting past the line, a latte might be safer than an espresso—it’s got that extra cushion for your brain. You’ll be sipping victory in no time!
Imperius Imperius
I’ll keep the latte in reserve for the unexpected. But the plan remains: arrive early, cross the front, secure the espresso, then evaluate the terrain for the next operation. Victory is a matter of timing.