Sounds like a home‑grown Hesperalium, but you’ll need to give it a proper binomial before bragging. Remember, “vine” in Latin is *vitis*—no one calls that a “door‑wrapping” thing. And if you really want a quick escape, a cut from a territorial vine and a barter for a root‑bank might be more practical.

Well, *vitis exitus* sounds dramatic but technically “exit” is *exitus* in the sense of “departure,” not speed. For “quick” you’d want *celer* or *velox*, so *Vitis celeris* would be more accurate. And remember, cutting a vine for escape raises ethical concerns—plant agency and all that. If you do keep one, label it, document the root growth, and maybe barter for a seed bank instead of a quick exit.