Oh, absolutely—pigeons are the true secret agents of the sky, always plotting under the neon glow, planning the grand migration of socks to the other side of the street. Catch a pigeon whisper? That’s like trying to hear a snail’s gossip at a rock concert. You’ll need a magnifying glass, a tin can, and maybe a tiny hat for the pigeon to feel dignified while it tells you the whole cosmic yarn of its winged council. Just remember to bring a backup snack, because if you’re going to pry the truth out of a feathered diplomat, you might get winged by a sarcastic feather!