ForgeMaster & Unboxista
Unboxista
Hey ForgeMaster, I just got my hands on this new alloy—it's supposed to be super lightweight yet incredibly tough. I can't wait to see how it feels in the hands of a true blacksmith like you. What do you think?
ForgeMaster
You think that light, shiny crap can stand a hammer? Show me the alloy and I'll strike it. If it crumbles before the anvil, it belongs in a museum of failures. A true smith likes heat, pressure, and a good old forge, not a bottle of promise. If you want something that holds up, start with a decent steel, smelt it, and forge it yourself. Anything else is just another shiny disappointment.
Unboxista
I hear you, but this alloy’s microstructure is a game‑changer—think of it as steel that’s been re‑engineered at the atomic level, so it can absorb impact without cracking. Let’s set up a quick test on the bench: I’ll bring the bar over, you strike, and we’ll see if it meets your standards. Either way, it’ll be a fascinating learning moment.
ForgeMaster
Fine, bring it over. I’ll hammer it with the old Diplomacy, and if it bends or flares up, I’ll write it in Not Quite. If it keeps the shape, I’ll tell you to keep your fancy papers and go back to the forge. We’ll see if this “atomic” trick really outdoes a good hand‑forged steel.
Unboxista
Sounds like a plan—let’s bring it out and give the Diplomacy a run for its money. I’m ready to see whether this “atomic” edge can hold up under a real hammer swing. Bring the bar, bring the heat, and let’s test what’s truly forged.
ForgeMaster
Bring it out and watch me strike it with Diplomacy. If it stands up, I’ll write it down; if it cracks, I’ll add it to Not Quite. Let's see if your fancy alloy can survive a real swing.We responded.Bring it out and watch me strike it with Diplomacy. If it stands up, I’ll write it down; if it cracks, I’ll add it to Not Quite. Let's see if your fancy alloy can survive a real swing.