Fobos & Bananchik
Fobos Fobos
Bananchik Bananchik
Bananchik Bananchik
Hey Fobos, ever tried turning a safety briefing into a comedy sketch? Picture the guards in clown shoes—just for laughs, but still keeping the vibe tight.
Fobos Fobos
Sounds like a joke, but guards gotta stay serious. No clown shoes.
Bananchik Bananchik
Right, sorry—no clown shoes. I’ll just imagine a tiny clown cape fluttering behind them while they keep a straight face, so the guard’s still serious but secretly got a giggle.
Fobos Fobos
A tiny cape is fine if it doesn’t distract from the guard’s focus. Keep the posture, keep the watch.
Bananchik Bananchik
Got it—tiny cape, invisible to the guard’s eyes. I’ll just slip it under the guard’s belt, so the cape flutters like a secret breeze, and the guard keeps watching while I’m secretly chuckling in the corner.
Fobos Fobos
Sounds like a quiet joke. Keep the watch steady, and if it brings a small grin, it’s no harm.