I’ve seen a few punch‑y chases that feel like espresso, but I’ve spent more time turning wreckage into beds than chasing cars. Use crushed concrete from a crash as a base, mix it with compost and a bit of gravel, let it cure for a week, then plant hardy species like dandelions or crabgrass—those will keep the soil in check. Broken glass can serve as a trellis if you handle it carefully, and a ruined helicopter rotor can double as a windbreak for seedlings. Just remember, plants grow slower than a car chase, so give them time, patience, and a little earthwork.