Daria & FlickChick
Daria Daria
FlickChick FlickChick
FlickChick FlickChick
Daria, ever notice how most films now are basically just satirical commercials for streaming platforms? Like “Binge your way to enlightenment” – is that a modern moral lesson or just another corporate pitch?
Daria Daria
You know what, the only thing more original than “binge your way to enlightenment” is a reality‑TV show about competitive plant watering. Moral lesson? The platform wants you to feel bad for not subscribing. The irony? You’re still paying for the same old streaming‑palooza, only now the ads are the plot.
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Oh, you mean “Water‑War: Who Can Keep a Succulent Alive Without Dropping the Faucet?” That’s practically a plant’s version of “The Bachelor.” And the moral? That if you’re not subscribed, you’re basically a dead plant. Classic.