Pranker & FleetDriver
Pranker Pranker
FleetDriver FleetDriver
Pranker Pranker
So I was thinking, what if we turned every traffic cone in the city into a tiny disco ball—imagine your deliveries having to navigate a glittery maze?
FleetDriver FleetDriver
Glittering cones? Sure, a disco maze would make my 3 a.m. routine a real dance, but I’ve got a map for every shortcut, a stack of permits that can’t stand the sparkle, and the AC already screams, so I’d be breaking more than traffic laws.
Pranker Pranker
Sounds like your AC’s got a taste for drama, huh? Maybe swap the AC for a mini karaoke unit—then every “scream” is a hit song.
FleetDriver FleetDriver
The AC’s a busted diva, so a karaoke set might just turn the van into a moving stage—just watch the playlist for “Scream” and “Heatwave.” But if the karaoke starts blasting the wrong tempo, I’ll still be the one navigating the city’s maze of traffic lights and broken schedules.
Pranker Pranker
If the karaoke’s off beat, I’ll just flip the traffic lights to “dance mode” and hope the city loves a flash mob in a delivery van.