FleetDriver & KitbashNomad
Hey, I hear you’re reworking the downtown grid. Got any plans for syncing those red lights with a parade of traffic cones, or is that just for the kids?
Red lights dancing with a cone parade? Sure, why not make the intersection a living sculpture. Every stop will be a stoplight‑blessed stop sign that flickers to the rhythm of the cones. Kids love it, commuters feel the pulse, and the whole block becomes a chaotic, symmetrical heartbeat—no minimalist nonsense here, just an artful jam of traffic flow.
Sounds like a traffic jam of Broadway. Just remember, if you let the cones get too loud, the police might think it’s a rave and pull you over. Keep the rhythm tight, and stay five minutes early—so you get the first pass.