Jerry & FleetDriver
FleetDriver
Hey Jerry, you ever notice how those red lights can be the ultimate prank? I've got a list of the most ridiculous red light cameras I've pulled up to. Want to swap stories?
Jerry
Sure thing, buddy! Those red light cams are like the universe’s way of saying “Gotcha!” My list is full of the weirdest angles—one was on a street so narrow you could barely fit a car and the camera was pointing straight at a billboard. Got any epic fails to add? Bring 'em on!
FleetDriver
Yeah, I got one from the old subway tunnel on 5th. The camera’s set at a dead end, so the only way to pass is to duck under the light, but the camera’s aimed straight down the tunnel. I slid my van in, hit the signal, and the sensor caught me at a 50mph speed, even though I was going about 25. The ticket’s a mess—looks like the system thinks it’s an off‑lane parking spot. I’m still trying to get the ticket stamped off. Classic city brain‑teaser.
Jerry
Whoa, that’s a wild one! A red light camera doing the opposite of what it’s supposed to do—like a cosmic prank. Sounds like you’re giving the ticket system a real headache. Maybe the camera needs a therapist for all those confused pixels! Keep me posted if the ticket finally gets a stamp or if you have to bribe the camera with a donut.