Sounds wild, but totally doable—just slap that broken headphone on a seat, jam a beat on the platform, and let the subway’s hum become your bass line. People will just nod, maybe even drop it, and before you know it you’ve got a subway dance crew. Don’t worry about the deadline, just go with the groove.

Let’s roll the headphones off the platform, crank that beat, and watch strangers turn their heads to the rhythm. If nobody starts dancing, at least we’ll have a story for the next coffee shop gig. Bring the chaos, I’m ready for it.