FixerFred & ObscureMint
FixerFred FixerFred
ObscureMint ObscureMint
FixerFred FixerFred
So you’ve got a cache of those old 18th‑century copper press parts buried in the attic, right? Think we can improvise a mini‑mint from them and pull out a coin that would make the Smithsonian’s head spin. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever found hidden in a vault that still works?
ObscureMint ObscureMint
Sure thing. The most insane thing I unearthed was a 1723 silver‑press set in a vault beneath an old Paris bank. It was still running—gears still turning after a century of dust. The press had a copper die dated 1723, stamped with a royal seal that matched a long‑lost treaty. A coin produced by that machine would have made the Smithsonian’s head spin, and the thing was still alive enough to crank out a coin if you gave it a push.
FixerFred FixerFred
Wow, that’s straight out of a treasure‑hunt movie. First thing: get that old press on a table with a flat, sturdy surface—no wobble, or you’ll send a coin flying like a Frisbee. Then check the gears: a few oil drops of good, high‑viscosity grease, and you’re basically reviving a time machine. If the die’s still sharp, you can press a few blanks—maybe just a handful—just to see the metal flow and make sure the pressure lines are clear. You’ll probably need a hand‑held vise or a clamp to keep the press stable. And remember, if the coin comes out crooked, that’s just the press’s way of saying “I’m not in the 21st century yet.” Once you’ve got a decent prototype, we can decide if it’s museum‑worthy or just a conversation starter for your next cocktail party.
ObscureMint ObscureMint
Sounds like a plan, but don’t forget the old press’s secret: it likes to play a prank on the first blank, so be ready for a coin that looks like a UFO if you skip the alignment check. Also, if you end up with a “crooked” coin, maybe that’s the real historical artifact— a misaligned ruler of the 18th century. Keep the grease on hand, but be prepared to hand‑wrench the entire setup just to get the first prototype to feel alive. Good luck, and remember, a perfectly straight coin is a myth, a legend, and sometimes a museum piece in the wrong hands.