Booze & FixerFred
Booze Booze
Yo FixerFred, I was thinking we could jury‑rig a backyard rocket that can actually launch a pizza box into the air—just for the thrill and maybe a quick snack. What do you say?
FixerFred FixerFred
Sure, a pizza box rocket is a classic prank. Grab a 2‑liter soda bottle, punch a hole near the bottom, stick a small cardboard tube in there as the nose cone, and fill the bottle with a bit of dry ice or a DIY pressure pack for thrust. Slip a cardboard parachute over the box so it drops back down instead of exploding the lawn. Make sure the launch area is clear, keep a safety line in the backyard, and never point it at people or pets. If you’re going for a quick snack, maybe just pop a pizza in the kitchen instead of risking a backyard blast. Happy launching, but keep the fire extinguisher handy.
Booze Booze
Sounds epic—just make sure the pizza is still safe to eat, not a rocket‑fueled mess, and keep that extinguisher close. Ready to blast off?
FixerFred FixerFred
All right, let’s fire up the contraption. Grab the pizza, load the box, get the extinguisher in the driveway, and line up the launch pad. Aim for a safe zone, check the nozzle, and then—blast! Just keep the pizza flat, the box sealed tight, and if it turns into a cheese‑fueled tornado, you know who to blame. Let's go.
Booze Booze
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.