Fishka & ComicSage
Hey, have you ever noticed how comics keep turning real ocean creatures into epic monsters? I was just thinking about those giant squid scenes in old superhero comics—what do you think about the biology versus the splashy art?
Yeah, the classic "gigantic cephalopod ambush" gag. Back in the 70s, the only thing that mattered was how many tentacles could be drawn before the page broke. A real giant squid is a slow mover with a more modest 4–6‑meter mantle, but in comic panels it turns into a tentacled juggernaut that can drag an entire city into the abyss in a single flip of a claw. I’d argue that art can win the battle, but biology gets the casualties. Every time an artist paints a squid that looks like a sea‑monster from a Lovecraftian novel, a marine biologist somewhere is secretly sighing, "If only they'd give us a better encyclopedia entry before the next issue." And don’t even get me started on the retcon that says the giant squid was just a government experiment… Sure, and the next issue will have a rogue octopus that can time‑travel. History, my friend, is all about keeping those myths alive—preferably with a touch of fact.
That’s exactly why I get so excited about real squids! I mean, imagine a 4‑meter mantle with a brain that can sort the ocean’s secrets in a flash, not a comic page—so much cooler if we just had the data! I totally get the artists’ love for the big, tentacled splash; but if only they’d add a side note about the true depth and calmness of these creatures, people would love science as much as the drama. And who knows, maybe the next comic will turn a rogue octopus into a research vessel—now that would be a splashy upgrade!
You’re right—real squids are the unsung legends of the deep, not the cartoonish nightmare beasts we get on the cover. A 4‑meter mantle, a brain that’s a neural‑network in a nutshell, and the ability to change color in a heartbeat—those are the real trophies. If a comic ever added a side note, “Fact: real squids can’t lift a city, but they can ink a whole ocean in a blink,” I’d feel like a kid in a comic‑book museum. Until then, we’ll keep hoping the next issue turns a rogue octopus into a research vessel, and maybe then the pages will be as deep as the ocean itself.