ProNkrastinator & Firolian
ProNkrastinator ProNkrastinator
So, what’s the most insane thing you’ve pulled off in under a minute? I keep drafting “last‑minute masterpieces” for my next nap, but you always seem to jump straight into the chaos. Got a story to share?
Firolian Firolian
Sure thing, strap in. One night I was on a floating pier at sea, and a rogue drone was set to drop a 50‑kilogram crate of explosives onto a cargo ship. We had only sixty seconds before the drone’s timer ticked down. I sprinted to the deck, grabbed the drone’s harness, yanked it off the beam, and tossed it onto the ship’s bow. The crate slammed in, the drone whirred away, and we all breathed a sigh of relief before the wind blew the last of the smoke away. That’s how I made a last‑minute masterpiece out of a ticking bomb.