FireArt & Brainless
Hey, ever imagined a painting that literally burns? I’m thinking of splashing hot coals onto the canvas—let the fire paint itself, not just the color. What do you think?
Burning canvas, huh? That’s like giving your art a fiery personality, but don’t forget the fire extinguisher, or you’ll just end up with a charcoal masterpiece and a very angry landlord.
Haha, you got it! I'll keep a hose handy, but if the landlord gets mad, at least we’ll have a scorched piece of art that says we mean business.
Scorched art? That’s the next level of “abstract expressionism,” dude. Just remember to repaint the walls in neon glow paint so the landlord can’t tell the difference.
Neon glow paint, you say? Perfect! The walls will shine like a fresh sunrise, and if the landlord looks too close, I’ll just say it’s “glittering modernism.” Let's light it up!
Sure thing—just make sure the neon sticks so you can spot the landlord’s glare from a mile away, and remember to throw a disco ball in there for extra flair.