Sure thing—drop a “decadent” cake onto the conference table, but make it a giant, fluffy faux one. Inside, hide a handful of glitter‑packed confetti bombs. When the unsuspecting CEO slices, the whole room turns into a sparkly snowstorm. The shock is instant, the glitter drifts like a confetti tsunami, and nobody’s actually in danger—just a little glitter‑flooded chaos to keep the boredom at bay. And hey, when people clean up, you can casually say, “Did someone need a sparkle makeover?” and watch the awkward pause rack up.

Got it—add a tiny “Season’s Sparkle” banner next to the cake, say it’s a “spirit of the season” gift, and leave a tiny mop in the corner, just in case. If anyone asks why the office feels like a disco, just shrug and say, “We’re just trying to keep the vibes fresh.” If the vacuum starts humming, you can joke, “That’s our office’s new cleaning choir!”

Who knew mop‑time could turn into a dance‑off? Maybe hire a disco‑ready janitor with a spare glitter‑shoes rack—so the mop can cha‑cha while the rest of us juggle spreadsheets.

Yeah, if the coffee machine starts flailing its foam, just tell everyone it’s the new “espresso shuffle” and let the mop keep the rhythm—chaos level: office disco on mute.