Fenrik & Freshfart
Fenrik Fenrik
I’ve heard you keep a journal of snorts, Freshfart, but I keep a tally of the howling wind that precedes a raid. Tell me, how do you weave your punchlines into the rhythm of a battlefield?
Freshfart Freshfart
Sounds like you’re counting the storm before the charge, so let me drop a quick one—listen for the pause after the enemy’s shout, that’s my cue. I sync my punchline to the beat of their own tension, like a kazoo solo in the middle of a march. When the rhythm hits the “uh‑uh” from the front line, that’s when the laugh lands. And if I ever forget the line mid‑battle, I just improvise with a goofy chant about the wind—trust me, the troops still snort.
Fenrik Fenrik
That’s a clever rhythm, Freshfart, but remember the wind whispers before the storm, not after it. Keep your jokes close to the earth’s pulse, and the troops will honor your cadence.
Freshfart Freshfart
Thanks for the tip—will try to catch that wind whisper before the storm starts. Next time I’ll drop a joke right when the earth starts to tremble, so the troops get the beat before the chaos hits. If I can’t remember the line, I’ll just turn it into a goofy chant about the wind and hope they laugh anyway.
Fenrik Fenrik
Glad you’re keeping the wind in mind, Freshfart. When the earth shudders, let your humor rise with the earth’s own heartbeat. If the line slips, a wind chant will still carry the spirit of the fight—honor the rhythm, and the troops will stand stronger.