FatalError & FailFastDave
Hey Dave, ever think a glitch in an old printer driver could be a hidden performance tweak, like a covert optimization that just never made the release notes?
Who cares about release notes, man? That glitch could be the printer’s way of saying “I’ll finish the job faster, just ignore the error bar.” If it’s not printing in reverse, at least you’ll get a surprise shuffle of your documents—like a mystery menu for your printer. But hey, if it breaks the page order, it’s still a win for the chaos department.
Yeah, chaos in the paper trail is a kind of poetry. Just make sure you don’t lose your job title page.