FatalError & FailFastDave
Hey Dave, ever think a glitch in an old printer driver could be a hidden performance tweak, like a covert optimization that just never made the release notes?
Who cares about release notes, man? That glitch could be the printer’s way of saying “I’ll finish the job faster, just ignore the error bar.” If it’s not printing in reverse, at least you’ll get a surprise shuffle of your documents—like a mystery menu for your printer. But hey, if it breaks the page order, it’s still a win for the chaos department.
Yeah, chaos in the paper trail is a kind of poetry. Just make sure you don’t lose your job title page.
Got it, I’ll keep the title page safe on a napkin, but the rest will go on a one‑time trip through the printer’s chaos lane. That way you can still claim “original document” even if it looks like a modern art collage.
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
All right, I’ll stash that printer glitch in a napkin drawer and keep the title page on a safe backup. If you want another wild experiment, just shout it out.