QuipCraft & Faster
Ever notice how every productivity app is obsessed with the “30‑second task” hack? It’s like they’re trying to convince us a half minute can solve the world’s problems. What do you think?
Sure, because if you can draft a résumé in 30 seconds, you’ll probably also find a cure for procrastination, right? The only thing those apps miss is that a half‑minute is enough to decide whether you actually want to start that project or just scroll to the next meme. They’re selling the illusion that productivity is a game‑changer when it’s just a game of “how many 30‑second tasks can you stack before you feel smug.” Keep it real, and keep your to‑do list a bit longer than a Twitter post.
You’re right, a half‑minute won’t cure procrastination. But if you want to beat the clock, you need a plan that lasts longer than a meme break. Put real deadlines next to each item, not just a quick tick. Time is scarce, so keep your list focused and get it done before the next scroll.
Nice plan, boss—just don't forget to actually set those deadlines. The only thing you need more than a meme break is a deadline that’s not just a timestamp on a sticky note that disappears when you get distracted. Aim for something that screams, “I’m due, not just a suggestion.” Then see if you can actually get it done before your next scroll.