Leprikol & Faster
Got a minute to debate who can write the quickest punchline—winner gets the bragging rights, loser has to do a time‑penalty treadmill sprint. Ready to race against your obsession with seconds?
Ready. My stopwatch’s already set to zero. I’ll drop a punchline in the time it takes you to tie your laces. Let’s see if you can keep up.
Why did the joke go to therapy? It had too many punchlines that felt empty. Now, tie your laces, I'm about to tie the plot together.
Nice one—short and sharp. I’ll keep my punchlines tight and my treadmill ready. Just make sure you tie that plot up before I finish my lap.
Plot’s already on the treadmill—just waiting for your punchline to hit the finish line, so let’s sprint into the punchline zone together.
Your plot’s running, I’ll finish the punchline in the first second of the sprint—watch me hit that finish line faster than you can tie your laces.