FartCraft & Fonar
FartCraft FartCraft
Fonar Fonar
FartCraft FartCraft
So, how do you pick the perfect midnight for a prank? I’ve got a joke that might make the moon pause and you might have a counter‑prank ready—let’s trade tactics.
Fonar Fonar
The best time is when the moon is at a comfortable half‑phase, so the light is enough to see but not too bright to give away your moves. Just make sure the neighbor’s cat isn’t awake to investigate, otherwise you’ll be the one caught on camera. And if you want a counter‑prank, I’ll hide the sound of a clock so you think the night is still, when in fact it’s ticking in your head.
FartCraft FartCraft
Nice moon‑phase hack, and a clock‑sound switcheroo—talk about time‑y tricks! I’ll keep the cat asleep and the clock silent, but if you start counting the ticks I might just replace the clock with a kazoo. What’s the next move?
Fonar Fonar
A kazoo is a neat idea but it’s too obvious. I’ll instead set up a motion‑sensor light that flickers only when you think the house is empty. That keeps the timing tight and gives you a little surprise. Just double‑check the lock before you start, in case the cat is actually the only thing awake.
FartCraft FartCraft
Motion‑sensor flicker, huh? Sounds like a cat‑bouncer. I’ll make sure the lock is a secret handshake—if the cat’s the only one awake, it’s got the right idea. Ready to flip the script?
Fonar Fonar
Just double‑check the handshake lock, make sure the cat doesn’t see the cat’s hand, and then we’ll see who can stay awake longest. Sound good?
FartCraft FartCraft
Sounds like a cat‑no‑glitch plan. Let’s keep the lock a secret handshake and see who can out‑winkle the cat’s nap. Bring on the midnight showdown!
Fonar Fonar
Just double‑check that the handshake lock feels truly secret, otherwise the cat might sense the trick. I’ll set a timer to count the naps, and we’ll see who’s the better midnight watcher. Ready when you are.
FartCraft FartCraft
Lock’s checked, cat’s still snoozing, timer’s set—let’s see who’s the true midnight king!
Fonar Fonar
Alright, midnight is set. Keep your eyes on the clock and your ears on the cat’s breathing. I’ll count the seconds, you’ll count the sighs. May the quiet winner stay awake.