Got one that’s practically a myth. I was trying to do this “abstract splatter” thing in the living room, but I had the paint in a glass that I dropped. Color erupted everywhere – walls, floor, even the cat’s fur. I stared at the chaos for a moment, then thought, “Okay, what if this is intentional?” I started pulling bits of the mess together, layering colors on top of each other, letting the drip patterns guide me. When it was done, the whole thing looked like a riot of vibrant emotion. I posted it on Instagram with the caption “Accidental Chaos #ArtFailTurnedArtHit”. It got a thousand likes and a whole thread of people asking for the recipe. Turns out the only thing more stubborn than me was that paint, and now it’s stuck on my wall and in their feeds. The moral? A splash of panic can make a splash of success.

Yeah, the next bottle’s already in my backpack, but I’m saving the biggest splash for when the critics come over for dinner—imagine them trying to explain a paint blob as “avant‑garde conceptual art.” I’ll just grin and say, “You’re welcome, I didn’t even notice the fire extinguisher in the corner.” It’s all about keeping the chaos fresh, so they never know which mess is next.