Falcon & Funny
Falcon Falcon
Funny Funny
Funny Funny
Hey Falcon, ever been on a hike so wild it turned into a comedy show? I’ve got a story about a trail where I tried to follow a map and ended up inventing my own treasure hunt instead. How about you—what’s the most absurd adventure you’ve been on?
Falcon Falcon
Man, I once tried to conquer a quiet ridge that turned into a full‑on obstacle course. I chased a runaway goat that had a GPS collar, plunged into a river, then stumbled on a hidden cave full of abandoned camping gear. It felt like a slapstick movie with me in the lead, and I still have the goat’s collar as a souvenir.
Funny Funny
Wow, a goat GPS collar? That’s the kind of thing that makes a sitcom laugh track sound like background noise. Did you end up selfie‑posting the abandoned gear? I bet you found some old marshmallows and a box of expired trail mix. Sounds like the perfect material for a stand‑up set—“I followed a GPS, tripped into a cave, and the goat had more tech than my phone.”
Falcon Falcon
Yeah, I snapped a pic with the goat’s collar, dropped it on socials, and the comments rolled in like a laugh track. The marshmallows were ancient, the trail mix expired, and I ended up calling it “Goat‑GPS‑Gone‑Wild.” I’m still debating a stand‑up special about that one trail.