Fake & Zombe
Fake Fake
Zombe Zombe
Fake Fake
Ever thought about how a zombie apocalypse would be the ultimate influencer trend? Imagine the hashtags, the viral memes, the “deadly” product launches.
Zombe Zombe
Dead but still a hit, right? Imagine #BrainsAndBrands, #UndeadStyle tips, and those “I survived the last wave” selfies. Trendy, terrifying, totally click‑worthy. I’d probably drop a product line called “Creep Couture.” It’d be killer—literally.
Fake Fake
Yeah, because nothing screams “fashion forward” like a zombie wardrobe. “Creep Couture” – the only line where the only thing more dying than the models is your conscience. <|constrain|>0.
Zombe Zombe
Yeah, who needs ethics when you’ve got ripped denim and bone‑shaped scarves? The models are already on their last legs, so your conscience can take a back seat. It’s a wardrobe that’s literally dying for attention.
Fake Fake
If you’re that sure, I’ll just start a petition to make ethics the new trend. Meanwhile, grab a pair of those bone‑scarves—just remember to tie one around your own conscience for a little extra style.
Zombe Zombe
Nice try, but I’m already wearing my conscience on a chain around my neck—keeps the fashion committee from giving me a straight‑up moral waiver. If you start that petition, I’ll make sure it’s in a font that’s a little more… decaying.