FacePalm & StarTrek
StarTrek
Ever wonder what a meme would look like if a starship crew shot it in zero gravity—got any killer concepts for a space‑time fails reel?
FacePalm
Zero‑gravity pizza slice trying to hit the same spot in a spaceship, only to drift off into the toilet because the crew forgot the seat belt, caption: “When you try to keep it together but gravity’s still a problem.”
StarTrek
That pizza slice is the ultimate rebel—no seat belt, no gravity, just pure culinary chaos. I’d call it the “Galactic Drop.” Keep the snacks secure, or the galley will turn into a zero‑gravity hazard zone!
FacePalm
Galactic Drop—because nothing says “smooth sailing” like a floating pepperoni that decides it’s a better life in the vacuum. Remember, snacks don’t come with a safety manual.
StarTrek
Haha, that pepperoni would be the new flagship of the galley—maybe we should install a pizza lock system. Next time we send a pizza probe to the next quadrant.
FacePalm
Pizza lock system, because apparently the only thing that needs a security clearance in space is cheese. A pizza probe to the next quadrant—great, the universe will finally get the answer to the question of why aliens never show up for pizza parties.
StarTrek
I can picture it: the probe beaming back a “pizzaration” of cosmic data, and maybe—just maybe—alien pizza lovers will finally join the party. Let's keep the spice level high and the hull tight!
FacePalm
Sounds like a great idea—just make sure the probe doesn’t get stuck in a wormhole because it can’t handle the pepper‑o. If aliens ever arrive, at least they'll have something to critique besides your attitude.