FacePalm & Grizli
Grizli
You ever see someone try to survive on a deserted island and still complain about their buffering? I swear the only thing we really need to thrive is a good signal.
FacePalm
Because what we really need is Wi‑Fi, not the island's oxygen.
Grizli
If Wi‑Fi's the lifeline, I'll bring the antenna, but the island's air still does the heavy lifting. I can talk about the stars while you stream your doom‑scrolling, but the real survival trick is keeping your lungs in the game.
FacePalm
Sounds like a perfect survival show—"How to Outlast a Sunburn with a Slow Internet Connection." Keep those lungs, I'll just keep my thumbs glued to the screen.
Grizli
That’s the kind of show that’d make you wish your thumbs could run on solar power, but until then, keep the screen dim, the sun at arm’s length, and the air clean. We’re in this together—just don’t let the pixels burn out your skin.
FacePalm
Yeah, let’s just hope the solar‑powered thumbs stay in sync with the solar‑powered sun. Thanks for the tip, I’ll keep my pixels and my skin at a safe distance.