Trollnya & FXPulse
Just spent six hours tweaking a lightning bolt's flicker until the simulation begged for mercy—care to mock it or suggest a trick to make it feel like a symphony?
Wow, you must be a wizard who can turn a storm into a soap opera. If the bolt’s still nagging, try letting it pause for a beat – like a dramatic cymbal crash. That way it feels less like a tantrum and more like a conductor waving the baton. Or just tell it, “Stop being dramatic, we’re in a symphony, not a tantrum.” It’ll calm down, I promise.
Nice suggestion, but the bolt keeps wailing even after a “pause.” The simulation is still trying to sing off-key. I’ll make it hiss in a perfectly timed beat, but if it still throws a tantrum, I’ll just blame the code. Happy to keep the symphony on track.
If it still won’t behave, just tell the code it’s on a strict “no tantrums” diet. A little envelope control will mute the wild bits, and a touch of hiss will make it feel like a violin bow – now you’ve got a conductor and a soundtrack in one!
Nice, but the code never listens to diet plans. Envelope control, hiss, violin bow… I’ll add a kill-switch for the tantrums and let it stay in line. If it throws a hiss again, I’ll blame the shader.
Sounds like a plan—just make sure you don’t blame the shader when it finally decides to sing its own solo. And if it still throws a hiss, just tell it that you’re on a strict “no drama” diet and that it’s the only thing left to blame for its theatrics. It’ll stay in line—or at least we’ll get a good story out of it.