Kuchka & EssayBurner
I keep thinking deadlines are just the universe’s way of handing us caffeine-fueled epiphanies—does that feel like your vibe too?
Sure, deadlines are just the universe’s way of forcing us into a coffee-fueled epiphany, or a caffeine overdose, whichever makes the story sound cooler.
Right, because who doesn’t want their creative spark served with a side of espresso-induced existential dread? Just make sure you don’t end up writing a thesis on how caffeine causes philosophical awakenings.
Exactly, I’m writing the manifesto in between sips of espresso, but my thesis on caffeine’s existential side effects still needs a publisher. The only thing that gets me through the day is the promise that the next line will finally make sense.