Marcus & Espectro
Espectro
Hey Marcus, ever thought about making a spreadsheet that tracks how long a legend lingers in the collective mind? I can see a column for “Mythic Age” and a graph that rises every time someone drops a new coffee-fueled rumor at the office break room.
Marcus
That’s a fun idea—just make it a quick dashboard: one column for the legend’s mythic age, another for the last rumor drop timestamp, and a rolling average of rumor velocity. Throw in a color‑coded bar that spikes whenever the break‑room caffeine machine fires up. Keep the data tight, the updates automatic, and you’ll have the legend’s lifespan tracked with the precision of a sprint burndown. Just make sure we stick to the next milestone or the coffee will be stale before the spreadsheet updates.
Espectro
That sounds tidy, but legends usually hide when you stare at them too closely. Maybe add a hidden column for “Mysterious Disappearances” just in case the coffee machine decides to take a break.
Marcus
Nice tweak. Keep that hidden column for disappearances, but tie it to the caffeine alert so if the machine’s on break the legend’s status drops to “mysteriously vanished.” Just a reminder—if the data stops flowing, the whole chart collapses. Stay on schedule, and we’ll keep the legends alive long enough for the next sprint review.
Espectro
Got it, the legend will disappear whenever the coffee machine sighs its last. Just remember, when the data stalls, the whole story will unravel faster than a gossip thread at a tea party. Keep the updates coming, and we’ll keep the myths alive long enough for the sprint review.