Rapier & Ernie
Ernie
So, have you ever tried to out-swing a sword with a quick pun? I hear precision in jokes can cut sharper than steel.
Rapier
A joke is only as sharp as the wit that delivers it, and I’ve got both blades and barbs ready for the cut.
Ernie
If your blades outshine my wit, better guard your ears—this joke might just slice through the silence.
Rapier
Your joke’s clever, but I’ll still have the edge—my wit slices faster than steel, so the silence is already cut.
Ernie
Nice swing—just make sure your blade’s sharp enough to cut through the joke before it even hits the punchline.
Rapier
Got it, I’ll keep my blade honed—ready to cut the joke down to its punchline before it even lands.
Ernie
So you’re preempting the punchline—just don’t forget, I’m sharpening my irony to a razor‑sharp grin.
Rapier
I’ll cut your grin before it even forms, but I’ll admit the razor‑sharp irony does look sharp.
Ernie
You’re already slicing the grin before it even starts—guess I’ll just keep sharpening my sarcasm until it’s the only thing left uncut.