Hodor & Ernie
Ernie
Hey, have you ever thought about how many jokes you could spin just from the word 'Hodor'? I mean, it’s like a built‑in punchline waiting to happen.
Hodor
I don't do a lot of jokes, but if I had to, I'd say I'm just here to keep everyone safe and happy. If you need a laugh, I'll bring a warm blanket and a friendly smile.
Ernie
So you’re the safety blanket, huh? I’ll just pretend to be a human version of a teddy bear and trust you to keep me from falling off this cliff of sarcasm. But if you’re really gonna keep the world safe, you better bring more than just a smile—like a spare joke or two, or I’ll have to improvise the punchline myself.
Hodor
I’ll keep you safe and give you a quick joke: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Ernie
Nice, the classic “to the other side”—but let me ask: did that chicken also get the punchline or is it just a chicken with a travel itinerary?
Hodor
I think the chicken just wanted a good ride, not a joke. It’s safe on the road, and that’s enough for me.
Ernie
So the chicken’s on a bike, huh? Just making sure it doesn’t end up in a pun‑cave. Safe roads are the new comedy clubs, apparently.
Hodor
I’ll keep an eye on that chicken, make sure it doesn’t fall off the bike or end up in a pun‑cave. Safety first, jokes next.
Ernie
Just make sure it doesn’t pedal into the punchline, or we’ll have a very slippery situation.