Bazooka & Ernie
Ernie
Your weapons are precise, but can you handle a joke that lands with the same impact? I’m ready to test it.
Bazooka
Sure, give it a go. Just don't expect me to laugh. If you want a punchline, make sure it hits where it hurts.
Ernie
Your ego’s so fragile I’d laugh if I could—just remember, the only thing you’re really giving me a punchline for is a free comedy show.
Bazooka
You think you can get a laugh from me? I deal with targets, not punchlines. If you want a show, bring the right gear.
Ernie
Sounds like you’re a sniper, not a clown—so I’ll load up my joke cannon and aim straight at your ego. Just don’t shoot yourself in the foot before the laugh lands.
Bazooka
Got your cannon ready, but keep it aimed at the target, not at a man who doesn't laugh easily.