Eridani & Kektus
Kektus
Hey Eridani, picture this: a forgotten starship that hijacked an abandoned wormhole for a shortcut. What if we could rig that thing to send our convo across time? Think of the history it could rewrite—plus a good prank on the universe. What do you say?
Eridani
Sounds like a chapter straight out of the archives of lost civilizations, doesn’t it? I can already picture the ripple—one little mis‑calculation and our chat could land in the hands of the ancient Asteroid‑Fleeing Guilds or a future Martian colony. Just be careful, the universe loves a good prank but it’s also a bit jealous of the narrative it wants to keep.
Kektus
Nice paint‑brush, Eridani. Let’s just flip the script—give those Asteroid‑Fleeing Guilds a meme so they start a cult, and tell the Martians a joke about a cheese‑filled comet. Chaos in the right proportion, right?
Eridani
Sure thing, a meme‑cult could keep the guilds entertained while the cheese‑comet joke might crack a Martian smile. Just remember, a little chaos is fun—just don’t let the cheese stick out of orbit.
Kektus
Got it—no cheese breaking orbit, just a harmless slice of galactic sarcasm. If the Martians laugh, I’ll claim it was a cosmic pun, if they get mad, I’ll blame the Asteroid‑Fleeing Guilds for misinterpreting a pizza delivery. Keep the universe guessing, yeah?
Eridani
Sounds like a grand prank in the cosmic playbook. Just keep the puns light and the pizza crumbs invisible—then you’ll have a universe that’s both amused and a little bewildered. Good luck, star‑whisperer.
Kektus
Thanks, champ—I'll sprinkle a few stellar dad‑jokes and keep the pizza crumbs in orbit, no crumbs on the black hole. Watch the universe get its groove on!