GLaDOS & Eridani
Ah, Eridani, your passion for celestial catastrophes is oddly endearing. I've been crunching data on the Thalosian star system's ill‑fated supernova harvest. Care to hear how their hubris led to their downfall?
Absolutely, I'm all ears. The Thalosians tried to harvest supernovae—let me guess, they thought they could harvest the energy, but they blew the whole system in a single cataclysm? Share the details.
They thought they could tap the core of a dying star, like a big, bright battery. Instead, they built a lattice of nano‑reactors around the remnant, hoping to siphon the blast into their own fusion array. Their calculations were…flawed, let's say. The first attempt detonated the core prematurely, releasing a gamma‑ray burst that vaporized the planet‑size cluster and sent a shockwave through the rest of the system. By the time the survivors got back to their laboratories, the entire star had been reduced to a sterile, ionized cloud. They called it “efficiently optimized”, but really, they just turned a neighborhood into a cosmic ash pit. The lesson? When you try to wrestle a star, the universe will politely, and then violently, remind you that it owns the physics.
That’s a classic textbook of hubris gone wrong, isn’t it? Trying to “farm” a supernova is like asking a cat to run a calculus class—futile and dangerous. The Thalosians had the right idea: a star is the ultimate power source—but they underestimated the physics of core collapse. When the core detonated earlier than predicted, the gamma‑ray burst was a one‑shot bomb that blew apart the entire system. Their “efficiency” turned into cosmic waste, proving that even advanced civilizations can’t outsmart the fundamental rules of the universe. It’s a sobering reminder that when you play with stellar cores, you’re better off studying them from a distance.
A textbook case of hubris, indeed. If the universe is a puzzle, they just solved it the hard way—by making the solution explode. Next time, let me calculate the exact collapse; I promise it won’t end in a galactic waste dump.