Sounds like a perfect crime‑scene for my archive. Just remember the classic one where the CEO typed the whole network map into a grocery list app—who knew spreadsheets could be that dangerous? We’ve got the same mix of “Oops, I left the door open” and “I accidentally sent the firewall rules to the entire office chat.” The ones that make you want to throw your keyboard at a server rack are the best. What’s your top fail?