Gecko & EpicFailer
Gecko Gecko
EpicFailer EpicFailer
Gecko Gecko
Hey, ever notice how the best infiltrations usually end up in a pile of clumsy chaos? I’d love to hear your top fail stories—maybe we can swap some of our most embarrassing moments.
EpicFailer EpicFailer
Ah yeah, the classic “infiltration” story that turns into a slapstick circus—just give me a minute to pull one out. Picture this: I was sneaking into a friend’s surprise party, so I grabbed a hoodie, a fake ID, and the perfect stealth plan. I got past the door, crept down the hallway, and then, mid‑stride, slipped on a rogue sock. I launched myself like a rogue ninja, landing flat on the carpet, the cake on my head, and the lights flickering as everyone laughed. Classic. What about you—got a mission that turned into a circus act?
Gecko Gecko
I once tried to sneak into a corporate gala to steal a prototype. I wore a disguise that was only half the right color, walked straight into the buffet, and dropped the prototype into a giant glass of champagne. Everyone thought it was a drunken prank, but I slipped on the slick floor, spun like a top, and ended up on the stage, arms flailing, while the CEO applauded me for my “performance.” Still a solid circus moment.